main group

A common category of swimming training groups, specifically at Michigan State University, or in any other club or school swim team. The most respected group, secretly envied by all others (for example D-Group, "sprint" group). The group that does work and still has fun! Their frequent morning practice can make them want to kill themselves NOT categorized by heavy binge eating and binge drinking, and as a result truly having remarkably chiseled bodies. YET they still have very respectable alcohol capacities, beyond those of other groups. They also have killer looks, are very quick witted, and are highly desirable. They have nice Asses.